You Trashy!

Written by Captain G

Trash is a dirty word, and there is a lot of it. Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, thinking that you must be the first person to step foot in that spot, absorbing the breathtaking view and then looking down to see an empty Red Bull can, a cigarette butt, or an old bald tire? 

When was the last time you volunteered? That’s not a question meant to be mean but more of a question to start a conversation about Clean Water. If you add Clean Water plus Volunteering plus Exercise, divide by the number of Friends, and carry the two… well, you get where this is going, right?

As a sea captain, I see many things floating around on the ocean surface. The three things I see the most frequently are birthday balloons, Gatorade-type plastic bottles (not really water bottles as much lately), and jet skis. Just kidding about the jet skis; I knew my friend Omar would get a kick out of that jab. But the third object would be plastic shopping bags. All of those things float around longer than folks may think.

Smart people do “smart” things. The same formula applies to trashy people: they do “trashy” things. Not all flotsam and jetsam come from the folks having a good time along the beach. Many floating debris come from miles away, upstream from the rivers, creeks, and lakes we enjoy. Sadly, a good rain will introduce a wave of fresh junk each time.

5 Things: Volunteering

Here are a few organizations we feel do good in areas we play and work in. 

St. Johns Riverkeeper in Jacksonville, Florida, is a non-profit organization and a voice, advocate, and watchdog for the St. Johns River, which flows for 310 miles in Florida. Fun Fact: The St Johns River flows North.

Miami Waterkeeper is based in Miami. They are a non-profit organization that advocates for South Florida’s watershed and wildlife.

Clean Miami Beach is dedicated to keeping the community and natural habitats free of garbage and harmful pollutants with a focus on single-use plastics.

Bayou City Waterkeeper is a Houston, Texas-based organization focusing on water quality, wetlands protection, and flood mitigation.

Bill Baggs State Park in Key Biscayne is part of the Florida State Parks. Minutes from downtown Miami, this park hosts weekend cleanups. The park has gorgeous views of nature and even a lighthouse with tours.

Honorable mention- If being out in the sun isn’t your thing, or you prefer to volunteer in a different way, consider a floating hospital.

Mercy Ships: 

They send hospital ships filled with volunteer professionals who selfishly provide life-changing surgeries each year. Where do they sail to? Here’s the link.

5 Things: Key West

Written by Captain G

Key West is known for many things. Sailors may think of it as “Race Week.” Vacationers may consider it a destination where one can visit everything within walking distance. RVers probably consider it a place to visit on a day trip or a turnaround spot at the end of US 1. For us, Key West is so much more. Here are our five things to do while visiting The Conch Republic.

#5 Sloppy Joe’s

Located at 201 Duval St. (24.559111 x -81.804956)

If you attended public school, you know what a Sloppy Joe is. And who doesn’t like a good Sloppy Joe sandwich now and then? Now imagine that with live music and booze. Sounds pretty good? We think so. We visit Sloppy Joe’s Bar every time we visit KW and tell ourselves it’s for good luck. Try the sandwich at least once. Text your friends back home to look you up online with the restaurant’s live webcam. Smile and make a toast.

#4 Key West Bouy

The iconic bouy is located at 1400 Whitehead St. (24.551294 x -81.80104)

A historical landmark called the Southernmost Point of the Continental United States. At this point, you are closer to Cuba than a Walmart. It is an excellent spot for that vacation photo opportunity, and you should expect a waiting line for this free memory. For fun, take along a Polaroid Camera. For reference, this bouy is near the southern end of Duval Street. A walking route option is to stroll along US 1 to view the famous lighthouse at 938 Whitehead St., The Hemingway House at 907 Whitehead St., and Mile Marker 0, which stretches from Key West to upper Maine, located across from Zero Mile Art at 501 Whitehead St.

#3 Key West First Legal Rum Distillery

Located at 105 Simonton St. (24.560945 x -81.80457)

Free rum tasting, yep! Free distillery tour, yep. Located in the original Key West Coca-Cola bottling company building, this stop has reached #3 on our list. They offer mojito classes to train you to create and enjoy this refreshing summer drink. Take time to enjoy a little history and a libation. 

#2 Walk Duval Street

Duval St is located in the center of town. 

More millionaires once resided in Key West than in New York City. The same is true for roosters and hens other than millionaires, but these chickens are treated as royalty as they own the lanes all across town.

On Duval Street, you can find art galleries, famous bars, live music, pharmacies, Key lime pie shops, and folks from all walks of life. Maybe even a celebrity or two. You can find food, music, and drink from one end of the road to the other. Just remember to watch where you step the later it gets into the early morning hours. It is said that Ernest Hemingway used the light beaming from the Key West lighthouse to find his way home on more than one occasion.

#1 Sunset at Mallory Square

Located at Mallory Square Pier, 420 Wall St. (24.559151 x -81.806883)

Who calls evening drinks “sundowners?” Who has heard of “The Green Flash?” You are lucky because both can be chased here on the pier while waiting and enjoying the street performers and entertainers. Mallory Square is on the west side of town and is the perfect location for an evening with friends and drinks while watching the sunset. Remember not to look directly into the sun. Hold hands, laugh, and watch out not to hit your head on other people’s selfie sticks. 

Do you have any Key West memories that you would like to share?

Written by Captain G and not written by AI.