Spanish Meatballs

“What is your fondest memory of Spanish Meatballs?”

Written by Captain G

A guy was sitting behind me on a bus to Lisbon, Portugal, and this pickup line was his final attempt to pick up a girl across the aisle. 

But this isn’t where the story begins. Let us go back five weeks and 3600 nautical miles to Jacksonville, Florida, USA. The crew loaded stores onto a private yacht that would soon make its way across the Atlantic Ocean. The owner had asked a friend, who in return asked me to join the trans-Atlantic crossing. Four of us would be on the 47-foot sailboat during the voyage.

Every journey has its pulse. I have commented before that long-distance sailing is 90% boredom and 10% panic, but this trip was of note to be different.

The First Leg

Bermuda, Isle of Devils

After finally leaving the mainland and out of the sight of land, we had the perfect sail to Bermuda. Along the way, dolphins rode our bow waves, Gin and Tonics let us know before dinner would soon be ready each evening, and the stars, the night sky while at sea, always impresses.

The first leg took five days. We planned to stop long enough to replenish the fresh galley necessities. However, the weather had us cautious due to a hurricane possibly crossing our path.

The storm came and went while we made friends at places like the Swizzle Inn, listening to Bil Krauss’s talents and enjoying Dark and Stormy’s at The White Horse. This was the last time we would see land for the next thirteen and a half days. Next stop, Azore Islands.

Horta

Cold drinks, Whalebones, and more Friends

Horta, Faial, is a port city on the western part of the Archipelago of the Azores and a rite of passage for sailors making a west-to-east trans-Atlantic crossing. The first mission was to find a historic pub named Peter’s. The pub was serendipitous, with burgees lining the walls and ceiling, live music wafting out the front door, and beer flowing to yachtmen from around the world. We smiled, laughed, made more friends, and took turns buying drinks, but most importantly, we knew the accomplishment we achieved. 

Sadly, it was time for a crew change with my close friend Dave flying back to the States for business. Dave is a sailor’s sailor; he is a racer. One who is always watching the wind and tweaking the sails to squeak out another fraction of a kt. I learn from Dave every time I sail with him.

“Uncle” Rick, Owner Tony, and I welcomed the new Brit on board for the final reach to Lagos, Portugal.

Land Ho!

Mainland Europe, Dryland

We arrived in Lagos during daylight hours and tied to a dock at a downtown marina. That night, Portugal won the World Cup. Horns blasted through the city after the win. I joined the festivities and helped the locals celebrate in a proper sailor manner. The following day, with a sizable hangover, I said my goodbyes to the crew and boarded a passenger bus heading to Lisbon. Sitting around me were travelers from different points of the compass. During the two-hour trip, I listened to a guy behind me try repeatedly to start a flirty conversation with a girl across the aisle. During the last fifteen minutes, he asked her the question that still makes me smile, “What is your fondest memory of Spanish meatballs?’

Songs to Strip by: Part 2

“Making new friends with guns.”
Written by Captain G

Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic.

I woke rested and eager to get to the boat, but first thing first, breakfast! The hotel provided a traditional Caribbean breakfast with many fruits and juices, and I was in heaven. Looking like an American, I rushed into the lobby. With my aviator sunglasses covering my eyes and a piece of toast hanging out of my mouth, I darted for the main entrance to grab a taxi. Steps away from the door, I hear the concierge call out, “Capitan!”, “a message!”

Day Two, Track Four: 2018’s song, Nice For What by Drake

Waiting outside was my driver in what looked like a very well kept Louis Vuitton hat and a big smile from ear to ear. His task was to spend the day showing me the city of Santo Domingo until called to the marina.
Our first stop was the Amber Museum, an educational location with many incredible pieces of… amber. Seeing historic insects and critters frozen in this hard sap was wild.

Day Two, Track Five: Let Me Ride That Donkey by 69 Boyz

The second stop was at the county’s capital building. It seemed my driver knew everyone in the city. We found a restaurant across the street and had lunch with a few of the guards.
We headed onward with a full belly of Locrio de Pollo and a few Presidente cervezas to wash it down. Then, the next stop was something I would never have imagined and honestly didn’t know existed in the Dominican Republic.

The Faro a Colon, Christopher Columbus Lighthouse. It could be the famous or infamous explorers’ final resting place. A tomb with what I can describe as a seafarer’s chest sits encircled at the intersection of a massive cruciform. Inside the chest are the ashes that some say are ol’ Chris. Each October, the chest is opened briefly to reveal the contents.

Day Two, Track Six: 2019’s song La Romana by Bad Bunny feat. El Alfa

As the sun was setting, I was under the impression that the boat would once again not be arriving, if there was even a boat at all.

Intermission… enjoy the track Unforgettable from French Montana featuring Swae Lee.

The sun dipped behind the mountains, and Leo, the driver, had an outdoor sports bar in mind for a few cold beers off the clock. Thunder rumbled in the distance as we walked up and grabbed a picnic table outside. This storm plays a vital role later in the night. The smell of food grilling nearby teases my appetite. Halfway through the first beer, the rain hit, and we ran for the Escalade! “I know where we’ll go,” Leo said as we pulled out of the parking lot.

Track Ocho: 2017’s Swalla by Jason Derulo feat. Nicki Minaj

To be continued…

You Trashy!

Written by Captain G

Trash is a dirty word, and there is a lot of it. Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, thinking that you must be the first person to step foot in that spot, absorbing the breathtaking view and then looking down to see an empty Red Bull can, a cigarette butt, or an old bald tire? 

When was the last time you volunteered? That’s not a question meant to be mean but more of a question to start a conversation about Clean Water. If you add Clean Water plus Volunteering plus Exercise, divide by the number of Friends, and carry the two… well, you get where this is going, right?

As a sea captain, I see many things floating around on the ocean surface. The three things I see the most frequently are birthday balloons, Gatorade-type plastic bottles (not really water bottles as much lately), and jet skis. Just kidding about the jet skis; I knew my friend Omar would get a kick out of that jab. But the third object would be plastic shopping bags. All of those things float around longer than folks may think.

Smart people do “smart” things. The same formula applies to trashy people: they do “trashy” things. Not all flotsam and jetsam come from the folks having a good time along the beach. Many floating debris come from miles away, upstream from the rivers, creeks, and lakes we enjoy. Sadly, a good rain will introduce a wave of fresh junk each time.

5 Things: Volunteering

Here are a few organizations we feel do good in areas we play and work in. 

St. Johns Riverkeeper in Jacksonville, Florida, is a non-profit organization and a voice, advocate, and watchdog for the St. Johns River, which flows for 310 miles in Florida. Fun Fact: The St Johns River flows North.

Miami Waterkeeper is based in Miami. They are a non-profit organization that advocates for South Florida’s watershed and wildlife.

Clean Miami Beach is dedicated to keeping the community and natural habitats free of garbage and harmful pollutants with a focus on single-use plastics.

Bayou City Waterkeeper is a Houston, Texas-based organization focusing on water quality, wetlands protection, and flood mitigation.

Bill Baggs State Park in Key Biscayne is part of the Florida State Parks. Minutes from downtown Miami, this park hosts weekend cleanups. The park has gorgeous views of nature and even a lighthouse with tours.

Honorable mention- If being out in the sun isn’t your thing, or you prefer to volunteer in a different way, consider a floating hospital.

Mercy Ships: 

They send hospital ships filled with volunteer professionals who selfishly provide life-changing surgeries each year. Where do they sail to? Here’s the link.

5 Things: Key West

Written by Captain G

Key West is known for many things. Sailors may think of it as “Race Week.” Vacationers may consider it a destination where one can visit everything within walking distance. RVers probably consider it a place to visit on a day trip or a turnaround spot at the end of US 1. For us, Key West is so much more. Here are our five things to do while visiting The Conch Republic.

#5 Sloppy Joe’s

Located at 201 Duval St. (24.559111 x -81.804956)

If you attended public school, you know what a Sloppy Joe is. And who doesn’t like a good Sloppy Joe sandwich now and then? Now imagine that with live music and booze. Sounds pretty good? We think so. We visit Sloppy Joe’s Bar every time we visit KW and tell ourselves it’s for good luck. Try the sandwich at least once. Text your friends back home to look you up online with the restaurant’s live webcam. Smile and make a toast.

#4 Key West Bouy

The iconic bouy is located at 1400 Whitehead St. (24.551294 x -81.80104)

A historical landmark called the Southernmost Point of the Continental United States. At this point, you are closer to Cuba than a Walmart. It is an excellent spot for that vacation photo opportunity, and you should expect a waiting line for this free memory. For fun, take along a Polaroid Camera. For reference, this bouy is near the southern end of Duval Street. A walking route option is to stroll along US 1 to view the famous lighthouse at 938 Whitehead St., The Hemingway House at 907 Whitehead St., and Mile Marker 0, which stretches from Key West to upper Maine, located across from Zero Mile Art at 501 Whitehead St.

#3 Key West First Legal Rum Distillery

Located at 105 Simonton St. (24.560945 x -81.80457)

Free rum tasting, yep! Free distillery tour, yep. Located in the original Key West Coca-Cola bottling company building, this stop has reached #3 on our list. They offer mojito classes to train you to create and enjoy this refreshing summer drink. Take time to enjoy a little history and a libation. 

#2 Walk Duval Street

Duval St is located in the center of town. 

More millionaires once resided in Key West than in New York City. The same is true for roosters and hens other than millionaires, but these chickens are treated as royalty as they own the lanes all across town.

On Duval Street, you can find art galleries, famous bars, live music, pharmacies, Key lime pie shops, and folks from all walks of life. Maybe even a celebrity or two. You can find food, music, and drink from one end of the road to the other. Just remember to watch where you step the later it gets into the early morning hours. It is said that Ernest Hemingway used the light beaming from the Key West lighthouse to find his way home on more than one occasion.

#1 Sunset at Mallory Square

Located at Mallory Square Pier, 420 Wall St. (24.559151 x -81.806883)

Who calls evening drinks “sundowners?” Who has heard of “The Green Flash?” You are lucky because both can be chased here on the pier while waiting and enjoying the street performers and entertainers. Mallory Square is on the west side of town and is the perfect location for an evening with friends and drinks while watching the sunset. Remember not to look directly into the sun. Hold hands, laugh, and watch out not to hit your head on other people’s selfie sticks. 

Do you have any Key West memories that you would like to share?

Written by Captain G and not written by AI.

The Tale of Two Pizzas

Written by Captain G

The thing to know about pizza is that there is no middle ground between thick and thin. As you read this, you already know your favorite style. Unless God forbid, you are a carb-counting, card-carrying, cauliflower crust-loving, Karen! If that’s you, go ahead and stop reading now.
For the rest of us, we want flavor. We like cheese, especially Americans; we want every topping, including the kitchen sink. I mean, can you really be a Fun-guy without mushrooms?
I’ve always favored thick crust, double mozzarella, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and, dare I say it… pineapple. Yep, there it is. Perfection.
During a recent trip up North, I started daydreaming about pizza. I messaged friends who I know live or have lived in Chicago, asking for authentic deep-dish pizza location recommendations. They all messaged back with the name Lou Malnati’s. With an honorable mention, they named Giordanos as their second choice.
From where I was in Michigan, I charted my course to the Windy City. It was three states and two hours away. With a full tank of gas and an address plugged into the GPS, I was on my way.
Chicago signage has a sense of nostalgia. Maybe it reminded me of the way Hollywood portrays the strong economic era before the 2nd World War. Strong, confident, and welcoming. The sign to Malnati’s is no different. It beckoned me from across the street as soon as I saw it.
I was that guy. I was the hungry guy who followed my nose through the front door. My timing was perfect. It was that sweet spot between lunch and dinner. Lucky me, they had a table at their rollup glass garage door. On a 1-10 level of food excitement, I was a 10. So excited that I ordered two pizzas. I wanted to experience all of it.
The uniqueness of Lou’s is the Butter Crust. It coats your fingers and prepares your tastebuds for the boldness of the pie. I chose “The Malnati.” The sausage had a little kick that made my nose run before I finished my first slice; that’s a good thing. Along with the vine tomato sauce and extra cheese, it would be hard to beat. My second pizza choice was “The Lou,” named after the founder. In my opinion, this is an excellent complement to the first pie. The three kinds of cheese bridged the void from the plate to my mouth. Add the flavor of spinach, garlic, basil, onion, mushrooms, and sliced tomatoes!!! Yes, please.
I washed everything down with an Italian beer and took in the moment. I was sitting in Chicago and happy in a food coma on deep-dish pizza.

Your turn, what and where is your favorite pizza?